Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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