My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
But break dance skills will only take you so far
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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