cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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