It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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