watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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