do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
