think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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