i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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