I just cut my nipple shaving
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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