ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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