Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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