Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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