I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
