So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
