marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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