So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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