is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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