I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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