I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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