I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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