I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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