After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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