she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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