Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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