1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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