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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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