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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(716): View more from New York

i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other

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(631): View more from New York

I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Jesus...So southern.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .

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