a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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