we're blogging at a bar
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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