You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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