Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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