And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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