its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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