margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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