hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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