i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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