she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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