Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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