Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I would fuck him just for his dog
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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