I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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