Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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