May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
ttyl tear gas
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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