dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
