Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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