Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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