Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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