dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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