David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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