i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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