Dual....:-)
I wish life had little blips of pornography
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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