im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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