put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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