No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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