People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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