you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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